swakin
05-11-2007, 02:44 PM
THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW
Instructions for properly hugging a baby.
1. First, spy a baby.
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2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.
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3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.
Instructions for properly hugging a baby.
1. First, spy a baby.
http://by107w.bay107.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://64.4.51.249/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3dc69e40f6-a567-44e8-90fd-4cfd60809601.jpg%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvanBlZw_3d_3d%26nam e%3dQVRUMDAwMzUuanBn%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empt y%3dFalse&oneredir=1&ip=10.1.106.204&d=d2521&mf=0
2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.
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3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.