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10-25-2006, 01:46 AM
Pick the month you were born in:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I did the Macarena with
April--I played with
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I sang to
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I smoked
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
day1-------a paperclip
day2-------a monster
day3-------a phone
day4-------a fork
day5-------a gangster
day6-------a Mexican
day7-------my cell phone
day8-------my dog
day9-------my best friend's boyfriend
day10-------my neighbor
day11-------an I-pod
day12-------a banana
day13-------Chuck Norris
day14-------a stuffed animal
day15-------a goat
day16-------a pickle
day17-------your mom
day18-------a spoon
day19-------myself
day20-------a football player
day21-------a ninja
day22-------a fireman
day23-------a noodle
day24-------a squirrel
day25-------a baseball bat
day26-------my sister
day27-------my brother
day28-------my science teacher
day29-------a permanent marker
day30-------a llama
day31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because that's how I roll.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and do what I want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm cool.
Gray--------Because I was drunk
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
None------Because I cant control myself
Put the phrases together and post it.....
let's see what everybody got!!!
i loved a baseball bat Because I'm sexy and do what I want
thats me loooooooool
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I did the Macarena with
April--I played with
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I sang to
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I smoked
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
day1-------a paperclip
day2-------a monster
day3-------a phone
day4-------a fork
day5-------a gangster
day6-------a Mexican
day7-------my cell phone
day8-------my dog
day9-------my best friend's boyfriend
day10-------my neighbor
day11-------an I-pod
day12-------a banana
day13-------Chuck Norris
day14-------a stuffed animal
day15-------a goat
day16-------a pickle
day17-------your mom
day18-------a spoon
day19-------myself
day20-------a football player
day21-------a ninja
day22-------a fireman
day23-------a noodle
day24-------a squirrel
day25-------a baseball bat
day26-------my sister
day27-------my brother
day28-------my science teacher
day29-------a permanent marker
day30-------a llama
day31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because that's how I roll.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and do what I want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm cool.
Gray--------Because I was drunk
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
None------Because I cant control myself
Put the phrases together and post it.....
let's see what everybody got!!!
i loved a baseball bat Because I'm sexy and do what I want
thats me loooooooool